Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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