i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Threesome in a minivan. New low
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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