Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
that may or may not have been my penis.
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