Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
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It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
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Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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