It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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