I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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