Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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