can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
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I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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