yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
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I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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