hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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