"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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