I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Randomize