It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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