the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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