When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
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I wish life had little blips of pornography
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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