Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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