i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
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FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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