brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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