U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
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they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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