i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
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Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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