Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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