only if we run a train.
done.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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