Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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