Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
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6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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