Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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