Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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