yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
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Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
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Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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