she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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