I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
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slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
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the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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