My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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