Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Randomize
