Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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