another moral hangover. fuck.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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