the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
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i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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