When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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