When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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