why didn't you poke me back
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
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I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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