I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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