Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I'm bleeding and have questions
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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