Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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