Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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