So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
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Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
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I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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