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(954): View more from Florida

Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.

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(619): View more from California

DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES

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(636): View more from Missouri

maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter

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(513): View more from Ohio

he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down

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(845): View more from New York

Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?

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(618): View more from Illinois

In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min

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