david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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