come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
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U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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