I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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