i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
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not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
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You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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