Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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