Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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