i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
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Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
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