You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
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i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
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Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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