I got chris browned last night
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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