So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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