Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
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Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
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Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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