so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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