I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
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Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
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I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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