Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
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just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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